Quotes from Playing with Matches
Kimmy: Their slogan was "guaranteed success every time" and then after me they changed it to "every time but once."
John: Move to strike all the music!
Jenny: Mom, I have some really bad news, only I can't give it to you because I'm afraid of puking. A person shouldn't be the bearer of both bad news and vomit.
Richard: I was there.
Ally: When?
Richard: When Billy died... when Larry left.
Harriet: I been tricked!
John: Perhaps a little Jack cheese smothered on that license?
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