Quotes from I Want Love
Jenny: I kissed him. Raymond. I welcomed his fat horny tongue all the way back to my esophagus. I'm a total slut.
Jenny: It's possible I might be attracted to the guys who are wrong.
Ally: Jenny, the wrong ones can't hurt you. It's the right ones, they're the killers.
Raymond: What about you and the thin mint?
Glenn: She thinks I'm a boy and she's not inclined to date somebody she doesn't see a real future in.
Raymond: That bitch.
Frances: I'm also told you have this amazing little dwarf here called the croissant.
Raymond: What do you think of me and Jenny?
Richard: Hard to tell, really. Could be 'cause I don't care. How do I get to the mother?
Glenn: I had a dream about you last night.
Ally: Duh, I was there. Remember?
Frances: Where am I?
Richard: You're in my hole, Frances.
Milter: Is it possible you could find love with the boy?
Ling: I need smarter contestants.
Ally: I have a pretty good idea when somebody's not right for me, Elaine.
Elaine: With all due respect, no, you don't. You're clueless. You thought Larry was right. And if you still think the Larries of this world are right, I maintain, you're clueless.
Glenn: The real fools are the ones who are too practical for their own happiness.
Foreman: We find in favor of the plaintiff and order the defendant to write a blank check.
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