Teleplay by David E. Kelley
Story by Roberto Benabib & Constance M. Burge & Cindy Lichtman & David E. Kelley
Directed by Arlene Sanford

Special guest stars

Jon Bon Jovi as Victor Morrison
Christina Ricci as Liza Bump (Lolita)
Peter MacNicol as John Cage

Guest starring

Loudon Wainwright as Jerome Trouper
Albert Hall as Judge Seymore Walsh
Alicia Coppola as Holly Richardson
Michael Gaston as Mark Horace
Patricia Belcher
Jack Shearer

Special appearance by

Matthew Perry as Todd Merrick
Dame Edna Everage as Claire Otoms

Co-starring

Sy Smith, Vatrena King, Renee Goldsberry as singers
Amy Warner as Dr. Waard
Jean Sincere as Mary Ellen
Maggie Egan as foreperson
Danny Bolero as waiter
Daniel Guzman as policeman
Eddie Conna as coroner's asst.
Allan Graf as cab driver

Featured music

"You're the First, the Last, My Everything", Barry White (opening song)
"Hey There Lonely Girl," Eddie Holman, performed by Vonda
"Cielito Lindo" by Mariachi Vargas De Tecalitlan, performed by Peter MacNicol & Mariachi band
"Mexico Lindo," Jorge Negrete, performed by Mariachi band (while John talks to Nelle and Richard)
"Going the Distance" by Conti
"In the Still Of the Night (I'll Remember)," the Five Satins, performed by Vonda
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt," hummed by Peter MacNicol (John flustered by Lolita at the gym)
"Turn Around Look At Me," the Vogues, performed by Vonda
"Never Never Gonna Give You Up," Barry White
"Jump Shout Boogie," Barry Manilow, performed by Loudon Wainwright and the Ikettes (Coretta sees him practicing)
"Something Stupid," Frank & Nancy Sinatra, performed by Dame Edna Everage and Loudon Wainwright
"A Certain Smile," Johnny Mathis, performed by Vonda (Ally & Victor in bed at the end)