Quotes from The Pursuit of Unhappiness
Nelle: How was L.A.? Did you find what you were looking for?
John: Yes, people with warmth. It was culture shock, you snippy-assed popsicle.
John: She started it, she called me an imbecile.
Ally: Um, no, she didn't.
Ally: Did you make love to him?
Elaine: A little.
Ally: A little?
Jackson: I like your style.
Larry: I hate yours.
Jackson: Excuse me?
Henry: Your honor, may I approach?
Judge Walsh: Why?
Henry: I'd like to kiss my wife.
Judge Walsh: Denied.
Ally: Well, isn't that the remote calling the wrist skinny!
Elaine: I should be in a soap opera, "As My Vagina Turns."
Mark: I consider you and I friends.
Ally: Oh, please, why does everybody think I'm a friend? I'm not even nice.
Henry: I want to cry for my wife.
John: What God has joined together let no lawyer tear asunder!
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